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Where is dad? It should be here already.
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The store closed five minutes ago.
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You have to count the money,
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so it will be about to arrive.
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The day has finally arrived.
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Perhaps the Bundys' most glorious day.
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I want you all to share this moment.
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Buck, are you ready?
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Calm down, Buck.
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- And mom?
- Shopping.
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Good. So we're all there.
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What a day!
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After so much praying, dreaming
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and save, the Bundys
They have reached the top.
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Today we will have...
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...cable television.
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Yeah!
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Let's do a "hala, cable."
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Whoa, cable!
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Guys, the cable
It should arrive right away.
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But I have a gift
to make every day special.
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I present to you the Cadillac
of television controls.
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The Channelmaster 2000.
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Don't touch it! It's mine!
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This cutie does everything.
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Change channels back
and forward.
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It's like having your wife by your side,
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but I prefer to sleep with him.
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And it has a radius of eight hundred meters.
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I can control Marcie's TV
from my command post.
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In fact...
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- Dad, you shouldn't do that.
- Dad.
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Enough of the frivolities.
Guys, take the book from the cable.
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I'm going to turn on the TV.
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What is this?
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It's the Japanese channel, dad.
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- And this?
- The poker channel.
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- And this?
- The chain of crystals.
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They don't put anything on the cable either.
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Guys, don't be afraid.
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We still have seventy-eight more channels left.
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What's wrong with you, dad?
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I never thought I would be so happy
sitting next to you.
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Okay, guys, get ready.
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We have all the entertainment in front of us
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what they can offer
the great minds of the show.
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Well, dad...
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...you've been sitting there
thirty-six hours straight.
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I won't give up.
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I pay sixty dollars a month
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and I plan to entertain myself
even if I don't enjoy life again.
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This is better.
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Yes, it's the whining channel
by Sally Struthers.
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Look at those starving children.
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This is really fun.
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And now, Cagney and Lacey.
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Dad, they treated me terribly.
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Have they treated you terribly?
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Look what I pay sixty bucks a month for.
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At least I have this.
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Now I feel lucky.
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Today, on the medicine channel,
Dr. Bob removes an ovary.
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Well, bore me with your problems.
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Okay.
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My model class
has gone to public television.
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For our size and personality test.
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What did you do? Spin the diaphragm
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while you sang
"At night somewhere"?
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Well.
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We were going to be on television.
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But did my turn come? Ask me.
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Ask me. Come on, ask me.
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Well no. And do you know why?
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Because my teacher doesn't like me.
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Because one day he had
"Guess" brand jeans.
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And I guessed they were size 42.
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Instead of giving me a prize,
He got in a bad mood.
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Well.
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All the girls came out,
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but there was no time for my turn.
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Now I don't have a tape
to pass the test.
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Come on, Kel.
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there has to be
many tapes of yours out there.
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What do you tell me
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from the classic "I can get on
the dress up to here" from third year?
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Bud, it's Friday.
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Shouldn't you take a shower?
get ready and go to bed?
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Dad, this is the end.
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I want to die. What I do?
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Honey, I'm glad you come to me.
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- I have many...
- Look, dad! Tits!
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- Where? Where?
- There!
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That's an elbow!
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Look who you listen to.
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Hello, Al.
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Very strange things are happening at home.
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The television
He started changing channels on his own.
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Can you do me a favor?
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Can you put on the Public Channel?
Marcie is coming out.
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Great, even the old ones
They leave before me.
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BENCH SHORT HAIR WOMEN
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Welcome to
Short-haired women of the bank.
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Let's answer the question
from our financial experts.
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How can a woman have
a career, being pregnant
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and satisfy sexually
to your man?
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Well, it's not easy.
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My husband feels a little abandoned
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for the arrival of the baby.
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so we play
because I am the mother in bed.
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Sometimes he is a bad boy
and needs some spankings.
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I guess I was wrong.
Marcie is not coming out.
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In fact, I used to have a little problem with...
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...let's say, endurance.
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But I told him
Don't worry, it's not him.
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It's just that I'm thinking
in bank problems.
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Why is it on television?
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It is a public channel.
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35 dollars is enough
and a lot of lies to get out.
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- We've already started.
- Can you give me 35 dollars, please?
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Honey, we're not millionaires.
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Honey, I know you're disappointed.
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But if it's worth anything,
you will always be my girl
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and I will always have time for you.
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Dad!
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Now that's a tit! Do you see her?
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My God!
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And don't get lost
The dunk contest only for whites .
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Dad, you haven't left the house for three days.
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It doesn't matter if they fire you,
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but I'm ashamed
that you have your Dodge parked there.
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What if people think it's mine?
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I'm not going to get up
until you find something to see.
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There you go.
Roger Ebert's Dance Party .
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Kelly is about to leave
on the public channel.
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Brilliant. That won't embarrass you anymore
to the family.
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What do you think he will do?
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Give a lecture
about the poetry of Ezra Pound?
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Or bite your hair
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and chase him like a dog on its tail?
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Like a dog!
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Have I left yet?
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- That's me?
- They're cartoons, honey.
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It's already starting.
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Everyone was waiting for something insubstantial,
but we wanted something important,
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something that would attract young people.
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You know, social issues and that.
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VITAL SOCIAL ISSUES AND THAT,
WITH KELLY
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Today's topic:
Beautiful asses and their owners.
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Welcome to my program.
I'm Kelly.
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As you know, it costs 35 dollars
appear on television,
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so I asked him for the money
to my father, but he sells shoes.
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So I turned to my unemployed friends.
to get the money.
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I have advertised for you.
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Of course, daughter.
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And now I present to you my guests.
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Cyndy, who gave ten dollars.
Just like Roberta.
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And Samantha, who is rich because
His father robs supermarkets...
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...gave 14.50.
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And my special guest,
who gave fifty cents,
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Vinnie Verducci.
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What do you want to talk about, Vinnie?
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Well, I want to be for or against,
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whatever it means to say no,
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to helmet regulations
for motorcyclists.
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Let's say I approach a girl.
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I'm going about 120 per hour in a 50 zone.
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So I only have a few seconds
to seduce her with his eyes.
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Do you see this look?
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How are they going to see it if I have
a container on the head?
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I would look like that idiot
from Rocketeer, for God's sake,
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which by the way, failed at the box office.
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I have fallen on my head a hundred times
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and I don't go around crying:
"I can't think."
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What were we talking about?
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Of men's asses.
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Let them try to put a helmet on my ass.
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Thanks, Vinnie.
You're out of 50 cents.
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And now I present to you our group.
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Joanie and the severed heads!
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One, two, three, four!
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Refreshment!
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Can you believe that they composed it
in the elevator when they went up?
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Your mind trembles, right?
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Well we were talking
of male asses.
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Cyndy.
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Who has the best ass?
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I.
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No, we're talking about men's asses.
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Mel Gibson.
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Lethal weapon!
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Okay, girls. Let's get serious.
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Two, three, four.
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Serious!
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This reminds us of a tragic story.
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to a girl,
which we will call Jeannie,
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They did a bad perm.
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I know it must be very hard
For you, Jeannie.
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Thank you for coming. tell us,
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What did you think when you saw
your perm for the first time?
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{\an8}I screamed.
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{\an8}JEANNIE
VICTIM
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{\an8}I cried. I did everything.
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Poor thing.
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Remember, you can help.
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They can make a difference.
Call to give donations.
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Call 555-PERMANENT.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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...it could happen to you!
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And now, another song from our group!
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Two, three, four!
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Spit!
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It makes you think, right?
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Okay, now it comes
my favorite part of the program.
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Let's talk about girls
that we dislike.
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The bitch of the week
from Social issues and that with Kelly is...
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Two, three, four!
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Bitch!
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Thank you.
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It's Vicki.
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{\an8}HOME PHONE
555-2331
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Not only is Vicki incapable of giving
a dollar and a half for the program.
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You also lend him clothes
and he doesn't give it back to you.
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And if you return it,
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He doesn't give you the hanger back.
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- It's garbage.
- She's a slut.
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He gave me this perm.
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For all this,
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we make you, Vicki, the gesture
of fungal infection.
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Let's talk
of professional careers.
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- That?
- Ask me the question.
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Clear! Hey, Kelly,
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they say you're going
to a modeling school.
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I'm glad you mentioned it, Roberta.
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{\an8}My classmates
They are sluts.
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{\an8}My teacher is terrible.
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{\an8}They didn't want me to appear on TV.
They are jealous.
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{\an8}But I'm dating now, right?
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Well, by the clock on the wall
I see that they are the...
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Five, ten, fifteen...
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But before we go,
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I want to sing a song
that I have composed myself.
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Ladies.
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Two, three, four!
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I'm on TV and you're not
Fuck you, Miss Jones
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Die!
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Size forty-two
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Two, three, four.
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{\an8}VITAL SOCIAL ISSUES AND THAT,
WITH KELLY
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What do you think?
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It's been great, right?
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Well, honey...
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...let's have a little meeting.
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Kelly, you stay there.
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He has made an effort.
We can't hurt their feelings.
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You have to say something nice to him.
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How about: "At least it didn't happen
the Energizer Bunny"?
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Let's be nice this time.
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I know.
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Let's tell you
that we have not seen it.
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Honey, we have something to tell you.
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I also have something to tell you.
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They loved it.
I will go out every week.
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What were you going to say?
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Dad begging to get out test
on Kelly's show.
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AL BUNDY TEST
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Take six.
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Duke... duke, duke.
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Duke of Earl.
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Duke, Duke.
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Duke of Earl.
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Duke, Duke.
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When I squeeze you...
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...in my arms,
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You are my Duchess of Earl.
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And when I walk...
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...for my dukedom...
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...paradise...
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...we will share it.
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Thanks, dad. Thank you.
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Heaven, to help you choose,
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Should I do "The Girl from Ipanema" again?
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No, please, dad.
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I thank you for whatever you have done,
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but they love us,
and I have a lot of fun.
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Aren't you proud of me?
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I'm proud of you.
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I hope the program goes well
to be even more proud.
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Ungrateful one-day star.
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Get away!
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It has been terrible.
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Thank goodness it's not going to happen again.
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Kel!
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you have to imagine it
with me in a swimsuit.
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It is our opinion.
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Tell us which one is yours. Briefs or boxers?
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Let him not decide.
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It's been three weeks
and Kelly's show continues.
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I think it has worked.
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Have we been wrong?
Can this be successful?
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Son, I don't know anything about television,
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I don't know anything about the world,
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I don't know anything about private life
by Siegfried and Roy.
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But I know Kelly is a Bundy.
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And it is impossible for a Bundy
be successful at something.
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Do you feel better, son?
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Yes, dad, I'm very happy.
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Great, because in no time
He will walk through that door crying.
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"Dad, it's the end. People think
that my program is garbage.
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I should have let you out.
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Only you, the great Duke of Earl,
I could have saved my program.
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But it's already late. "I have failed."
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My God, my God.
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My God.
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Honey, what happened?
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They called me from the chain.
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AND?
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A real channel wants my show.
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- I'm going to Hollywood!
- That?
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- Yeah! Yeah!
-Hollywood?
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Get out of here!
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